Meet Uncle Tug — the mustachioed peanut with a firm handshake and an even firmer grip on his jar. Whether you like it chunky or smooth, he’s got the spread that’ll stick to your ribs and maybe your soul.
Perfectly vintage in style, dangerously suggestive in name, this shirt is a love letter to bad puns, worse innuendo, and the unspoken bond between a man and his nuts.
Perfect for:
Farmers’ markets you won’t get invited back to
Gifting to your most immature friend
Wearing while making strangers uncomfortable in the peanut butter aisle
