Powered by Debt and Poor Life Choices Classic T-Shirt
If you drive a BMW, this shirt is probably already in your glovebox — right next to the unpaid speeding tickets and a check engine light that’s been glowing since 2017.
• Vintage-style F80 M3 graphic
• Front pocket print: “Check Engine Racing”
• Back print: “Powered by Debt and Poor Life Choices”
• Soft, comfy, and guaranteed to survive at least 3 oil leaks
This tee is for the kind of person who finances car parts before groceries. For the overconfident, underfunded heroes keeping BMW forums alive. Wear it as a warning, or a badge of honor. We’re not here to judge. (But your mechanic might be.)
