Whether you’re scaling a mountain or just grinding on Kyle in the back of a lifted Tacoma, this shirt lets everyone know you came to do the Dew — and by Dew, we mean dudes.
A bold, carbonated parody for those who take their bromance with a side of dominance.
Clean, crisp, and aggressively homoerotic.
Perfect for:
Gym bros who “accidentally” spot each other too long
Bachelor parties with no rules and too much tequila
Wearing ironically… until it’s not
Drinking 32oz of green fluid and kissing the homies goodnight
People who take “top of the mountain” personally
Product Details:
Unisex sizing
100% soft-style cotton
Professionally printed for long-lasting sus behavior
