This ain't a joke. It's a public safety announcement.
Front: HIDE YOUR MOTHERS.
Back: I’M A MOTHERFUCKER.
That’s not wordplay. That’s a résumé.
Whether you're prowling dive bars, terrorizing Tinder dates, or just trying to get kicked out of a Chili’s — this tee lets everyone know you’re not here for a good time…you’re here for their mom.
Perfect for:
Bars with no dress code and no morals
Ruining family dinners
Introducing yourself to strangers in the worst way
People who really like MILFs
Product Details:
Unisex sizing
100% soft-style cotton
Professionally printed for long-lasting degeneracy
