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Tee Hee Supply Co.

Drive Fast, Eat Ass Classic T-Shirt

Drive Fast, Eat Ass Classic T-Shirt

Regular price $24.99 USD
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Drive Fast. Eat Ass. Classic T-Shirt

You ever seen a gorilla in a Hellcat running from the cops?

Well, depending on where you live, that might be a daily occurrence.

This shirt is for the type of person who’s speeding toward Blinker City with zero insurance, two unpaid speeding tickets, and absolutely nothing worth living for. And honestly? We respect it.

So c’mon. Add the shirt to your cart. You know you want to.

Perfect for:

  • Car meets (and court dates)
  • Getting kicked out of Applebee’s
  • Ripping it down I-75
  • Warning your situationship what they’re in for

Product Details:

  • Unisex sizing
  • 100% soft-style cotton
  • Professionally printed for long-lasting dumbassery
  • Wash cold, don't ask about the stains
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