Meet the power couple keeping millions barely functional since… forever. This shirt celebrates the iconic duo: a hot cup of bean juice and a lip full of regret. Whether you vape, dip, rip, or sip — you already know the ritual.
Cartoonishly cute. Horrendously unhealthy.
Perfect for people who call breakfast “a dart and a dark roast.”
Perfect for:
Gas station philosophers
Shaky-handed creatives
Saying “don’t talk to me until I’ve had my fix” unironically
Wearing while you pace in front of the building on your 5th smoke break
