Anita Blojob Classic T-Shirt

Anita Blojob Classic T-Shirt

Because every good style starts with a blow.

Introducing the most prestigious, high-class, and totally real salon in town — Anita Blojob’s. Whether you’re here for a trim, a blowout, or just to make your friends spit out their drinks, this shirt is your all-access pass to luxury haircare with a wink.

Featuring a clean, minimalist design that pairs perfectly with your worst sense of humor, it’s classy enough for brunch, trashy enough for the club, and inappropriate enough for family gatherings.

Perfect for:

• Hairdressers with a filthy mind
• Gag gifts for bachelorette parties
• People who can’t say “blowdry” without smirking
• Wearing to the salon just to see the reaction
• Those who believe in self-care and bad puns

Product Details:

• Unisex sizing
• 100% soft-style cotton
• Professionally printed for long-lasting smut
• Designed by degenerates, shipped with love